QUOTES and CLEVER
Sigird: Waste of a tall guy
Look up: Latent Oedupus Complex
…which we all know trumps all capacity for critical thinking.
PRESTON PARTY BABBLE:If youre paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn’t have bones!!!
Men have two brains, women have two mouths-Nami
What is a man’s idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
Tall woman to short man: Oh, forget it sweetie . You’ll just get lost.
Sakura: “Why do guys always beeline for women who aren’t sexually receptive. It’s not the buxom girls or the flashy fashionistas in the slinky outfits— but the Sally Jo from the midwest” type who are the nymphos.” Sakura points to Sigrid)”See that girl over there with the mouse brown hair and flat on all sides? She’s the one who will keep you happy because she hasnn’t been hit-on since she turned 12!”